Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Brun Moyen

Que habla Espanol? My "Marc Anthony", True Professional Root Touch-Up kit, does. Just Tournez (twist), Agitez shake), and Appliquez (apply)...If only it was that simple. The instructions drove me loca.

Root Touch-Up, is positioning itself as the first, permanent root touch up kit, in a single application unit. NOT TRUE. My sister Loren, turned me on to Revlon's Root Perfect, a few months back. It was perfect too, and now it has vanished. At $3.99 a box, it was also a bahgin. When I started having a hard time finding it, I began hoarding it, ("Madam, there is a 10 per customer limit", alright, the clerk didn't say it, but she thought it). Marc Anthony's version weighs in at a hefty $10.99, nearly 3 times the price. For this much of a gouge, it better banish all signs of grey until after Labor Day.

The RT-U assembly instructions require holding the (short) bottle on a counter, with one hand, while removing the cap clockwise, continuing to hold with one hand, adding the developer, counter clock wise. Finish by twisting on the upper applicator, at a 90 degree angle...and this was the English version. If I wasn't trying to cover my roots, I would have been pulling them out...

In all fairness, I am aware that the hemisphere of my brain, that processes maps, blueprints and instructions, is not all that snappy. I found out the depth of my limitations in the third grade. Periodically, we were administered I.Q. tests...I would be cruising along, until I hit the wall at the word problem section; "Tommy has two dimes and a nickel, Liz has and quarter and four pennies. What time will the Super Chief be arriving at the Cleveland station"? Huh???? No matter how many times I re read those suckers, they never made sense. My solution, with my number 2 pencil, was to craft hidden pictures on the answer sheet, X's, Christmas tree's, etc... My matriculation to Elementary School came as a welcome surprise...No doubt, some blind spot in the system.

So, how did my hair come out? Was I happy with the results??? Not particularly. Though I only left the product on for 10 minutes, my hair came out dense and a shade darker than "Brun Moyen". It also covered more of my highlights, than I would like to sacrifice. Marc Anthony, adios.

What's left for touch up alternatives? For now, I am back to Clairol's Root Kit, Medium Brown...but I promise you, if the price creeps up to $10.99, I am shopping in the men's aisle for "Just for Men, Beards and Moustaches". The instructions are idiot proof. After all... they were written "Just for Men".

xox,
Dd

7 comments:

  1. Deb, I loved this post. Didn't know you studied Espanol.I have a mental picture of you working this one out in la salle du bain that has me chortling!

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  2. Sis,
    Did you forget our nemesis, Sr. Lopez??? I believe you paved the way for him to hate me on sight, when he became my teacher.

    I think it is interesting that this product is packaged completely bi lingually. Not sure if this is how it made it's entrance to the market, or if it has been around and is being repositioned.

    Keep your eyes peeled for your original find Root Perfect...Too bad Revlon pulled the plug on that so early. Unless the key ingredient was lead, I would have stuck with it...

    Love you,
    Dd

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  3. Aunt Debbie, I have a product for you to try! Its the most amazing mascara that is purchased at sephora. Its called Bad Gal Lash Mascara. Its black and with pink writing, i think stila makes it. Anyway, it just does wonders for your eye lashes. Next time you are sucked into a sephora, give it a try! Love you (and your blog!),
    Arielle

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  4. Hi Sweetie!
    What a thrill to hear from you!!!
    Funny you should mention the Bad Gal Lash mascara...just read a rave review about it on TotalBeauty!!! Of course I will run out and buy it. I for one did not feel that the Diorshow lived up to its hype and I hated the fat (toilet) brush. Is this really "false lashes" in a tube?
    I am a twitter in anticipation...

    Love you,
    Dd

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  5. P.S. I am pretty sure that Bad Gal Lash Mascara, is a Benefit mascara. I love the concept of their stuff and the adorable packaging, but rarely do well with the product...hope this one converts me.

    xox,
    Dd

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  6. it is benefit! i checked while i was doing my beauty regimen. I am not normally the biggest benefit fan either, but the mascara is truly phenomenal. I liked my mothers idea about a six month follow up on the reality makeover shows.
    Arielle

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  7. She is a wily, snarky gal, your Mom, just like her silly Sister.

    Love you Arielle (by the way, did your Mother ever tell you I picked your name out)????

    xox,
    Aunt Dd

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